Can You Fit a Quarter in Your Ear?

What the fuck was Hewlett Packard thinking when they created these earbuds? I’m dumbfounded! Unless I am just an absolute freak of nature, I’m pretty sure that the earbuds are supposed to fit comfortably inside of my ears and not pop out every 4 seconds. My earholes are not the size of quarters, thank you, and unless there is a goddamned creature living inside my ear and it is pushing the earbuds out, I’m pretty positive that something is seriously wrong here.